Pizzagate enthusiast, amateur filmmaker, married man and father Mike Cernovich made a sex tape with a female acquaintance, according to a highly credible source with firsthand knowledge of the situation. This video may have been secretly filmed by the female acquaintance without Mr. Cernovich being made aware, the source claims. Through his lawyer, Cernovich denied the tape’s existence by telling Bernard Media, “Mr. Cernovich has no idea what you are talking about… In the event that you are in possession of (or come into the possession of) a sex tape starring Mr. Cernovich, I presume that it would be somewhat old material.”
The following is the alleged timeline of events from that night, which the source said occurred within the last 18 months in the District of Columbia.
3:30PM: A group including the “source,” Cernovich and Cernovich’s “female acquaintance” gather for business related matters. The group has several drinks.
4:30PM: Cernovich, the source and female acquaintance all grab a cab together.
4:45PM: Cernovich and his female acquaintance start making out in the cab in front of the source. The source needs to stop at a seperate location before heading to the bar. Cernovich and his female acquaintance agree to meet the source at the bar, the source steps out of the vehicle and Cernovich and his acquaintance go back to making out and heavy petting.
5:30PM: The source arrives at the bar for happy hour. Cernovich and his female acquaintance are not there. Multiple attempts to contact Cernovich and his female acquaintance are made, there is no response and they never show up at the bar.
The Next Day: The source is made aware of the happenings of the night prior from the female acquaintance. The source is also made aware of the documentation of that night, which includes but may not be limited to a full filming of that nights events.
These alleged revelations come on the heels of newly wed and Cernovich confidante Jack Posobiec’s Bumble app sexting scandal. According to an anonymous expert privy to the Cernovich situation, “arrangements are likely being made to release the sex tape through a third party.”
The Cernovich sex tape’s existence is an open, on-going investigation. More details will be released as they are received by Bernard Media’s Investigative Unit.
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